675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

I soaked him in. His image. His scent. His feel.He pulled me to him. Dipped his head. Pressed his mouth to mine in a kiss I could only hope would not be our last.

You know, I was thinking about my in-laws." I strolled closer, craving his heat. And his scent. And the power that continuously hummed through him like an infinite source of energy. "You know, from your supernatural side? By being married to you, I am Satan's daughter-in-law, Jehova's sister-in-law, and Jesus's aunt by marriage.

Few things in life are as surprising as having your husband, the man you gave your heart and soul to, throw you off a 350-foot building. I should know.

Is there anything else you want to share?" "Anything you think of I should be aware of?""No" I shook my head in thought " Not especially. Unless you count the fact that I'm going to take over the world.""The whole thing?""Well,i'm going to try to take over the world.""And you feel you're prepared for world domination?"I lifted a noncommittal shoulder "I'm taking a business class

Rey'azikeen."He'd offered me one last glance and winked a microsecond before he was gone.

And who came up with the animals for these euphemisms, anyway? Why bat shit? Why not cow shit or grasshopper shit? And why don't we give a rat's ass as opposed to a hamster's ass?

Do you really think you'd go to hell?""No. As a god, I'd go to a prison dimension, I suppose.""I think you've seen the inside of enough prisons to last you a few million years. And besides, why would you go there? You've done nothing wrong, Reyes."He offered me a sad smile and looked away.

NOPE. CAN’T GO TO HELL.SATAN STILL HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME.

I've loved her for centuries," he said. "And I will love her until the stars burn out.""Well, okay then," I said, leaning into him. "That's all you had to say."He stilled when he realized for certain that I knew. That I had all my memories back. The relief I felt from him melted me. His emotions were overwhelming.