675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard.I told Taft when I recovered, “Just please, for the love of God, find a girl good enough to take home to your mother. And do it soon.”“And stop dating skanks.

And you went out,” he said, his tone pleased.I said through the bubbles of toothpaste, “Had to. I got a case.”“Want to tell me about it?”After rinsing, I headed back that way, still looking over the file. “That’s a negatory. But I’d like to keep that option open. You know, if I get in trouble.”“So, you’ll be telling me all about it by tomorrow afternoon. Have you talked to your dad?

Agent Carson pulled up in her SUV. We'd thrown her when we both climbed into her official vehicle, but I quickly explained that Reyes, my affianced, had separation anxiety.

Let me express how much I don't care on a scale from one to bite me

He reminded me of Gerald Roma from grade school, who used to burn ants with a magnifying glass. He was never quite right. It was weird that he spontaneously combusted during finals week our freshman year in college. Payback was a bitch.

You could ask for the world, and then where would civilization be when I conquered it and laid it at your feet.

I studied him as he studied me. Something came out of that dimension. It looked like my husband. Smelled like him. Felt like him. But the being standing in a pool of billowing black smoke was not the man I married. He was a feral version of him. A beast.This truly was Rey'azikeen.

I’m not pubescent, darlin’. I’m pretty sure I can last more than fifteen minutes.

The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction.I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve.“Wut the foock?”Did he just say the F-word?“Ya not even foocking listening.”“Ha! This is great,” I said to the dead naked guy. He ignored me. Ozzy was so entertaining