675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

I felt like the girl who showed up at a formal dinner party in jeans and a Pink Floyd T-shirt. Probably ’cause I did that once.

Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown.

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so glad Reyes hadn’t ripped him to shreds. I liked him much better un-shredded. Unlike, say, my preference for lettuce or heavy metal guitar solos.

I was taught to think before I act. So if I smack you, rest assured, I’ve thought about it and am confident in my decision. -T-shirt.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.