675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Evil is simply the absence of good, the absence of God.

I have seen things. Awful things. Empty coffee cup things.

I’m a virgin. But this is an old shirt. – T-SHIRT.

If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.

Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.

Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? – T-SHIRT.

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only “attempted” murder.