675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.

She’s like a hurricane on crystal meth.

I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn’t want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.

A blank is the only thing I draw well. – T-SHIRT.

I chose the road less traveled. Now I’m lost.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options. – T-SHIRT.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.