675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?

I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing.

Never knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. – T-shirt.

True heroes are never heroes for the recognition. They do what they are supposed to do, play the hand they’ve been dealt. And true heroes don’t seek out heroism. It’s thrust upon them.

The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. –.

Okay, I’ll strip. I’ll tap dance. I’ll sing ‘La Cucaracha’ in C minor.

I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.

I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. – T-SHIRT.

I don’t understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your commitment to it.