675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.

Better to see dead than be dead.

When the men started to argue about the logistics of my devouring my own husband, which screamed cannibal in my humble opinion, my temper soared.

Because I don’t deserve your touch.

I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.

Katherine the Midwife.

As it stood, I was having to do way more legwork than I’d planned when I decided on these boots.

Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it’s not going to be me, missy.

I woke up at four thirty the next morning – also known as five minutes past ungodly – and.