675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Her face, a face that had been rosy not thirty seconds earlier, paled at my suggestion. She backed away as though I’d just told her I was going to murder her and keep her heart in a jar on my desk. I would never do such a thing. I’d keep it in a jar in the cupboard. I wasn’t morbid.

Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte.

Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible.

We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours. – BUMPER STICKER.

But give up my business? The same business I’d built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I’d sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should’ve gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

Charley Davidson, Private Investigator, Because No One Is Better At Investigating Your Privates.

We were venturing onto uncomfortable ground. Compliments weren’t part of our MO. Passive-aggressive insults were. Mild threats. A little nagging here and there.

His gaze rested on my mouth before making its way to my eyes again. “You could ask for the world, and then where would civilization be when I conquered it and laid it at your feet?

Sorry I killed you. Repeatedly.