675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Look,” he said, clearly having made up his mind, “I’ve made up my mind.” Nailed it.

Holy crap and damn. Now they both hated me. At least Cookie still liked me. “I hate you,” Cookie said as she checked her phone. “Just so you know.

Just as I put my plate on my desk, I noticed a priest waiting in Cookie’s office. He was wearing a jacket and jeans, but the collar gave it away every time. We’d apparently forgotten to lock the door, but in all my years as a PI, a priest was new. I felt like I should do the sign of the cross as I walked forward, but I could never remember if it was up-down-left-right or up-down-right-left. I was so bad with directions.

Someone had to laugh, and I was pretty much the only one who got me. It was a lonely life.

Roda?” asked, combining his name with Yoda’s.

I didn’t realize until I locked the door to my apartment and leaned against it, panting that my cheeks were covered in frozen tears. I was such an idiot. And my heart hurt. Bad. Every beat sent an ache rocketing through my body. I was having a heart attack. Or, more likely, my heart had just broken.

No dead people beyond this door,′ ” he read aloud from beyond the door. ” ‘And, yes, if you suddenly have the ability to walk through walls, you’re dead. You’re not lying somewhere in a drainage ditch waiting to wake up. Get over it, and stay the hell out of my bathroom.

Again,” Reyes-Wan said.

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?” BUMPER STICKER.