675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet, so if I get a life, I’ll be notified immediately. – BUMPER STICKER I.

There’s no i in team, mister!

Depression really did make a person want to sleep all the time. Who knew?

Denial was not just a river in Egypt.

I could try to dematerialize and find my way back, but knowing my luck, I’d end up in a terrorist training camp. Or a men’s prison. Or a feminine hygiene commercial.

I’m not sure I can physically handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

A traumatized brain was a complicated brain.

The horror that riveted through me, the absolute terror with a taint of nausea, stunned me speechless for three, maybe four seconds. I put the mug down and made a cross with my fingers, screaming, “Death before decaf!” as Garrett poured himself a cup. The fool.

Clearly you do not understand the innate intricacies and often illogical drives of an A freak.