34 Quotes by Dave Allen

The future is now for this team, and I hope that we can stay focused over the next four weeks, and stay healthy, so we can make a strong run at our conference championships.

It’s the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand.

My church accepts all denominations – fivers, tenners, twenties.

If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I’m the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

I don’t go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work – and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.