52 Quotes by Dave Foley

Isn't the essential pillar of Catholicism papal infallibility? Well, then how can the church ever change its mind about anything unless God gets confused one day? Not all religions claim the direct authority of God speaking to their leader. You know, I'm an atheist, but I'm a Puritan atheist.

Maybe we will, and we'll take the entire comedy industry with us.

I got on my bike in 12th and that's my make-up time, ... The bike today was a personal-record for me and I am really happy about that.

There aren't many opportunities for celebs to do promotion that doesn't involve anecdotes about a crazy vacation.

There aren't many opportunities for celebrities to do promotion that doesn't involve five-minute anecdotes about a crazy vacation. You really see them being themselves.

It even looks a little like me, ... He's got my eyes, my great big bulbous eyes, and he has my stammer, (and) that affects your facial features when you stammer.

The association concerts provide quality, live entertainment that people can afford,

We put a lot of work into three minutes.

A lot of people come here, and when they open the (front) door the dog starts running and tail-wagging.