39 Quotes by Dave Forney

To me, that was a sign. I was trying to spark the team, getting Freddy in.

We had three pairs of women's underwear on stage after our show in Seattle. Of course they were on the large side ...

Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

drink beer. But that's kind of my goal pretty much wherever I go.

They (the special teams) did exactly what we asked them to do...we started out the game great, set the tempo and it was just real fun from then on.

You can't just keep talking about it -- eventually, you have to do it.

It's a tough game. There are ups and downs, ... If you look around the locker room, most guys have struggled at some point or other in their careers. I've got a lot to learn in that regard, but the guys who stick around the longest are the ones who make the adjustments the quickest and know how to fix things like this.

It is what it is. We happen to have one of the best players in the league and I'll take it any way I can get it. He's not forcing shots to score the ball; he's still third in the league in assists, while averaging over 18 points per game. That combination is good for us. It just so happens that he's our best scorer, and so whether he's on the ball and taking shots or he's off the ball and coming off screens, he's still the guy we want to have with the ball in his hands.

That line got better as the game went on.