12 Quotes by Dave Franklin

Are you ready to try to tame the Wrath?

Sometimes she despaired at other women - their feebleness, their triviality, the nonsense they absorbed. So many were like little doe-eyed deer waiting to be chased, clueless with a different mindset and a bit of effort they could be the predators.

Fe fi fo fum, I'll put you on your bum!

When you think about it, being trained by a Gladiator is almost as good as being trained by the SAS.

Australia! Australians! Surely it’s still full of Magwitch-types, lumbering oafs with shaven pates and broken noses on the run from whatever law there is, chucking kangaroo heads on the barbie as they read their awful bush poetry.

Perhaps you don’t have to do anything wrong for someone to reject you.

Perthites were like the Swan River’s jellyfish – small pink blobs adrift in a warm environment.

God, he loved being a bloke. He loved it so much. He wouldn’t be a woman for all the money in the world.

Ideally, alcohol should be consumed in private. I dislike going to the pub, becoming jolly and ending up talking to people I would rather see injected with bleach.