110 Quotes by Dave Mustaine

If you shake my hand, better count your fingers

Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?

What do I bring to the Democratic National Convention that other reporters don't? Hair.

Megadeth doesn't sound anything like Metallica.

I could do Rust In Peace again, but I don't want to. I could have followed that formula but, God, why? I would have to have done so much heroin and cocaine - and I wasn't going to. Not if I'm paying for it!

Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it’s more difficult.

David Gilmour can do more with one note than most other guitar players can do with the whole fretboard

Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady.

No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits.