102 Quotes by Dave Pelzer

I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.

Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.

Everybody has a tragedy or two in their lives.

I am not the most eloquent guy in the world.

I'm always looking for a story of survival.

There's a lot of Dave mania when I speak.

I couldn't lie to get myself fame and fortune.

My fans are buying the DNA of Dave.