64 Quotes by Dave Portnoy

I want to make a boatload of money and i want to poof and maybe make it on the senior tour, live on islands, get a bigger Nantucket house.

I'll speak to anybody, anytime, anyplace.

I call it as I see it.

I feel like I see more and more Neapolitan style, that I call 'fancy pizza' - that's not my cup of tea; I think it all tastes the same.

The fact that Manti Te'o thought for a long time that he was dating, like, a fake girl and then that she died and did the tribute and the girl never existed. I mean inherently that's funny.

We like sports. We're not apologizing for it.

I figured I should have a website, because that's what everybody was doing.

I hate hypocrisy.

We will not bow down to the winds of PC culture whichever way they may blow.