38 Quotes by David Alan Grier

My grandmother was born in 1900, and she would regale me with tales I call 'Little House on the Prairie' tales, but they were tales of segregated and racist America growing up in Alabama and Mississippi, where she came from.

My father contracted polio on a troop train in Korea.

I want to see gay couples stuck with their significant other at Home Depot with that far away look in their eye, get me out of here.

I had done the sitcom thing to lesser and lesser degrees of success.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I've tried actively to define myself and redefine myself, and not be pigeonholed.

When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

I started acting at the University of Michigan in my sophomore year,