224 Quotes by David Berg

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    We're even going to have sex in Heaven! How about that? Isn't that wonderful? Love all the girls you want to and all the handsome boys you want to and love all you want to and never get tired, never be impotent, never have a headache, never get hungry, never get sleepy, no pains, no VD, no nothin' except joy and praise and Hallelujah and lots of fun with your Bridegroom and all your friends and loved ones and the Family of God, His Family of Love, His children of God in Heaven when Jesus comes!

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    It's going to be so wonderful you're going to forget about all your troubles in the past! It's going to be so wonderful you're going to forget about all these things that happened before, those terrible things you've been through! Hallelujah? It will be worth it all when we see Jesus! Life's trials will seem so small, when we see Christ! One glimpse of His dear face, all sorrow will erase! So bravely run the race, 'til we see Christ!

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    Lay is making eye contact with the jury, and they're not looking away from him, which is a very good sign for Lay.

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    One of the best things about Heaven is that we will be able to reunite with loved ones who have already passed on. It will be the greatest family reunion we’ve ever known, with our loved ones, relatives and ancestors all together in one place at the same time, rejoicing. All together at last!

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    I have another proof that we’re going to have food in Heaven! And man did eat angel’s food.-Manna! So angels can eat food!

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    Successful trial lawyers are like heat-seeking missiles carrying payloads of information prejudicial to their opponent’s case, constantly looking for the chance to unload their cargo, right up until the final moments of trial.

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    The sky is not the limit, only Heaven’s the limit, and there’s no limit in Heaven!

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    We’re still going to be learning in Heaven. We will still be developing and are not yet absolutely perfect. That’s what the future is all about – to continue the learning process that we have begun here. We’ve all still got a lot to learn!

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    You’ll never get tired of seeing all of God’s exhibits in His great Fairground of the Heavenly City on Earth where you can really learn the facts and the truth about everything the way it really was. How’s that for a great Heavenly Fair in Heaven so fair?

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