286 Quotes by David Duchovny

I may be learning guitar, but I'll never be able to sing.

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

Garry Shandling is someone I've publicly gone gay for, for jokes. Oh and anyone in the Twilight movies. I don't know any of their names, but all of them. The wolves, the vampires? They're all fantastic.

What makes me mad is arrogance, pretension, putting on airs.

Humility is considered an un-masculine quality.

I don't believe in a conspiracy to hide the existence of extraterrestrial life.

I don't make decisions based on money.

I understand the self-loathing and the resentment, and the discipline that it takes to sit down in front of a typewriter or computer every single day, whether it's going well or not going well.