30 Quotes by David Koechner

I like to say, in Hollywood, you can’t make a redneck movie without me. That doesn’t happen. You better not do it.

It’s dangerous for one actor to advise another one, especially when you’re not in charge. On the set, I’m never gonna tell another person, “Here’s what I think you should do.” That’s a discussion they should only have with the writers, producers, and directors.

I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don’t necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are a little bit outlandish.