147 Quotes by David Lee Roth

Well a good writer writes, a good musician listens to a lot more than he actually composes, and if you're going to do lyrics - well, there's a Freudian slip. That's not even a slip, that's a Freudian move: I said going to do lyrics. If you really want it to ring true, you'll live it first. Go really get your heart broken!

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive