694 Quotes by David Sedaris

Rather than admit defeat, I decided to change goals.

I’ve often lost faith in myself, I’ve never lost it in my family.

Nobody dreams of the things he already has.

Back off, world. It’s time for me to be good to me.

In Paris you’re always surrounded by French people.

Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto.

My sister Tiffany told me years ago, ‘You can never write about me.’ Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn’t like her.

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it’s just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.

I see you that have a little swimming mouse.