40 Quotes by David Steinberg

The worst thing that can happen to a comedian is to do a documentary on your life and you're watching it with an audience and there's not a laugh.

We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.

When I started, you didn't make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didn't get a lot of respect.

When I talk to Steve Martin, he's joyful when he talks about comedy.

You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.

Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested.

On 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' it takes almost a year to get 10 shows written. It always reminds me of my old yeshiva days, where you used to sit over a piece of Talmud and analyze everything that was going on.

In comedy, looking back is more important than looking around at your contemporaries because they are too much influenced by the same time period as you are.

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