40 Quotes by David Steinberg

But this phenomenal thing happens - even though you are the same guy with the same script - when you have a producer attached.

You are the holding action against the Americans until the Chinese come to our aid,

We're disaggregating the cost of running thousands of retail stores. Carriers look at us as a low-cost distribution strategy.

These stocks are very manic, either over-extended on the high side or under-extended on the low side, ... As of late, cancer stocks have done quite well.

The thing about stand-ups is you can't really get good unless you're failing in front of a large number of people. That makes stand-up comedy unique: you need a tremendous amount of reserve within you to take the rejection from the audience, and without it, you can't do anything.

An initial launch of this kind of product by any of the companies would certainly be very successful.

The whole idea of doing the Hollywood thing never even occurred to me. When you grow up on the East coast, Hollywood seems like this fantasy land and you don't think that people can actually make a living there.

It's an unfortunate situation. I wish there was another way I could figure this out.

Not only did he unfairly become a prime suspect of an investigation into your alleged injuries that day, but he was denied any normalcy in his school life thereafter, and felt too uncomfortable about returning to school, ... Consequently, he missed a lot of his last year of high school, which should have been a good and positive time in his life.