22 Quotes by David Thorne

I do not own any camping gear, but this is not a problem, as I have watched every season of Survivor.

Oh no, the box is full of spiders!” “And? Your disappointment is entirely due to your own high expectations.” “You told me it was a puppy.

Holly, there’s a raccoon on the back deck.” “Really? What’s it doing?” “Eating tika masala and naan.

When you find yourself in a idiotic situation though, the temptation to test how far the idiocy will stretch can be overwhelming.