227 Quotes by David Wong

So why do we call her crazy for piling her trailer full of more cats than she could take care of but applaud when somebody accumulates more money than they can spend? They’re both hoarders.

People like me know that there is no magic. There is only the grind. Work looks like magic to those unwilling to do it.

I don’t think I could find the Philippines on a map.” “Yes you could, the maps have all of the countries labeled. That’s literally what a map is for.

If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would have worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.

Kittens will make your sad go away.

I’ve developed a pretty good survival system involving nothing more than mental alertness exercises, positive thinking and amphetamines.

What is it with rich people thinking they can starve the poor into good behavior?

Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don’t worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you’re the one who shot him.

That’s what it’s like being poor – choices are something you sit around and dream about having, some day after you strike it rich.