227 Quotes by David Wong

You have to talk through the bratwurst from now on.

Okay, there is no possible combination of English words that would form a dumber plan than that.

Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of the universe, and they don’t know what it is. Well I know. It’s apathy.

You’re the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.

He tried to imagine Dave walking around the streets of Tokyo. It was like picturing RoboCop in Middle Earth –.

There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they’re standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?

Another bite victim lay nearby, a young man writhing as if in a seizure. Eventually his legs kicked themselves free from the rest of his body. The limbs thumped along the floor on their own like two giant polyester snakes with shoes for heads. Right behind them was a loose head stuck to a single arm, furiously biting and clawing the carpet. I felt like we might not be in control of this situation any longer.

Sure, Satan would do her favors now and then, but there’s always a catch with the Devil.

Which would prove I’m a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people i love?