53 Quotes by David Young

Old basketball players never die. They just sit in front of you at the movies.

A boss is someone who is early when you're late and late when you're early.

Diplomacy: Telling your boss he has an open mind instead of telling him he has holes in his head.

It takes real talent to be able to apologize in a manner that makes the offended person feel guilty.

Kids will go upstairs to fetch something you're too lazy to fetch yourself - just for the fun of the trip. Of course they never come back with the thing you actually wanted.

Quiet does not necessarily mean you don't need to worry.

It is a mistake to believe that because a boy is quite, he is up to mischief; he may be asleep.

It is easier to suffer silence if everyone knows about it.