102 Quotes by Dawn French

I've always loved kissing. We all do, don't we?

The only time I did not know how to be, physically, was when I lost a lot of weight. That was the only time I didn't understand my body.

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.

Writing has become my great joy - I simply love it.

Young people need their own private places which mothers don't belong to, even if they want mother all around the edge of that.

Why would anyone want to be called a size zero or even aspire to being a zero? I don't even understand the thinking behind it, let alone the practicalities. What is all that about?

My approach to parenting is that everything is open - everything. I'm not very good at covert, or subtle, and I've had to learn timing. I do blunder in a bit.

Turning 50 can be difficult, sometimes dangerous, for women. The danger is in that blip that can come from the fact that you become invisible, and if you're not careful and don't embrace that, it can trip you up and you lose confidence.

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.