227 Quotes by Dean Cavanagh

I obviously invented Solipsism

The fictitious kleptomaniac's only crime was stealing imaginations

Power is only an aphrodisiac for the living dead

Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.

Unrequited love is quantum romance

Truth is quantum. It is beyond space and time. Relativity only proves this.

The Avant Gardener feeds flowers to his manure and charges prices he believes are not to be sniffed at

Spectacular sporting events are bread & circuses. The Superbowl, for instance, is anything but “super”. It is a Petri dish under the lens of mediaocrity, where surveillance of the spectators is just as mind numbing as the incomprehensible homo-erotic beefcake ballet being enacted on the pitch

Death by Trivial Pursuits