40 Quotes by Debbie Mason

I want you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

She changed the locks on my condo... packed all my stuff up and threatened to throw it out… And she's holding my dog hostage.

Ethan was about to say hello when he heard Lily says, “I think the Evil Queen stole Auntie Skye’s magic. She’s not fun anymore.” “Nah,” Annie said. “Uncle Ethan turned her into a Republican.

That’s going to be you in a couple of months.” He put his hand on her stomach and met her gaze. “I don’t think I’ll be able to do it, listening to you scream like that. Maybe you should reconsider the drugs.” “You’re sweet to worry about me, but I’ll be fine.” “Okay, I’ll take the drugs instead,” Ethan said.

Ethan rested his forehead against hers, his breath a rough rasp. “We should just skip the party and go home.” “We can’t. Besides we have all night to make up for lost time.” “It’s going to take a lot more than one night,” he said. She looked up at him. The Christmas lights cast his face in an ethereal glow. “Good thing we have forever then.

Maybe you didn’t notice, but I’m not wearing my costume. I’m not the Sugar Plum Cake Fairy today.” “Oh, I noticed,” he said as his eyes took a lazy head-to-toe tour of her body. “And you still look good enough to eat.

Maybe because he didn’t smile often, it felt like a precious gift when he did, like you meant something to him, like you were special.She ignored her inner hussy, who yelled Who needs a bed and suggested Julia throw herself on the floor at his feet. Her inner hussy was way more optimistic about their chances of getting lucky tonight.

…her fluorescent pink vibrator sailed through the air to land with a splash in the goldfish bowl sitting on the bench at the end of her bed. She slapped her hands over her mouth, releasing a muffled “I’ve killed Eric and Ariel! … It’s not funny! My fish are drowning. Save them!

A lie means saying something with a deliberate intent to deceive, and what I did is more like embellish the truth.