397 Quotes by Denis Leary

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. So I don’t think I could successfully pull off being on a project like that without really losing my mind.

If you want a long-term relationship that doesn’t require a lot of work, I say, get a dog. They love you no matter what. But when it comes to humans, there’s no secret; you really have to appreciate the person every single day.

I’ve eaten things that didn’t complain this much.

I’m still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.

I fell asleep during ‘Year One’ twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That’s how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.

I’m the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it’s me!

I’m really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

Kathy Bates is sexy. It’s partly because of her talent, but she’s got a great face, and a great laugh.

Charlotte Rampling, when she was younger, looked exactly like my wife. That’s one of the reasons that when I first saw my wife, my knees buckled. Based on her looks alone, she was already in my kitchen making eggs.