397 Quotes by Denis Leary

On a movie, you have a great time, and you’re really enjoying the work, and then everybody is done and goes their separate ways, and you maybe never get to work with those people again.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead – and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God.

I’m no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it’s Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It’s not nice.

When I’m on stage, that’s me. It’s blown up, but that’s me.

Youth is NOT wasted on the young. That’s why they can party all night and still find their cell phones in the morning.

Usually when you watch a film, you’re just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.

I don’t watch ‘American Idol.’ I don’t watch any of that stuff.

I don’t want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.

I’m pretty much a chocolate guy. I’m up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.