393 Quotes by Dennis Miller

Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.

There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free.

Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

The next time you get the urge to shut somebody up because they don't see the world exactly the same way you do, take a deep breath, get out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments.

The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.