393 Quotes by Dennis Miller

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don’t find these weapons of mass destruction. It’s enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

I’ve seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.

The Cowboy’s defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.

Remember, when you connect with another computer, you’re connecting to every computer that computer has connected to.

When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar’s tomb.

I have sympathy for any human being that’s driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

For the foreseeable future, we’re going to need oil products because I don’t like the idea of hydrogen cars. I’m not sure I want to be cruising around a mall parking lot filled with a thousand mini-Hindenburgs.

We’ve got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It’s just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.

I’m a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.