192 Quotes by Dennis Rodman

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.

If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

If the North wanted to hack anything in the world, anything in the world, really, they are going to go hack a movie? Really?!

The one thing I do that nobody else does is jump three and four times for one rebound.

I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.

Why should I try to make you believe the things I believe in?

There's one thing everyone should understand: I like my character.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong,