500 Quotes by Derek Landy

Ah, bless. I've missed her. Do you have bullets?""Uh, no."Skulduggery paused. "Excellent.

What is it with you women? You come into out lives, you take everythin'! Throughtout the years you got little peces of me, of my very soul, and now? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even shave? - Billy-Ray Sanguine

Do you have a weapon for me, or do you want me to beat her to death with a large stick? - Mr Bliss

Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant.

If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a brave and heroic death.

Cow - Tanith Low

Skulduggery, she's not being professional - Tanith Low

You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know know exactly what that someone has just done - Skulduggery Pleasant.

Stephanie thought about the world she’d grown up in, and how different it was from the world she’d been introduced to, and yet how similar. There was joy and happiness in both, just as there was heartbreak and horror. There was good and evil and everything in between, and these qualities seemed to be shared equally in the worlds of the magical and the mundane. It was her life now. She couldn’t imagine living without either one.