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Tell me: do you ever actually remember having a heart, or were you born dead?
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Excuse me, I believe you're standing on my sword. I don't think this is entirely fair, you're angry with Skulduggery because he didn't kill Valkyrie, but you and me, we've never even met. I mean, you have no reason to attack me, if you got to know me, if you took the time, I'm sure you'd really like me. I'm a likeable girl, everyone says so - Tanith Low
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Did you know, and this is a fact here, did you know that most spiders are ugly? It's true. The woman spiders have it really hard time of it. I saw it on a documentary. Why do you think the Black Widow kills the guy she mates with? Shame, that's why - Tanith Low
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He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man.""Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's a big fat butterfly. What the hell am I supposed to do?" There was another hesitation. "I'm not sure. You don't happen to have a large net handy, do you?" "I want to hit him. I want to hit YOU, but I also want to hit him.
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What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered.Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something.""Have you found one yet?""No. But that's probably because I haven't moved from this spot.""Maybe we should move, pretend we know what we're doing."They started to walk, very slowly, still looking straight down.
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Well, yeah, but she looks, like, twenty-two. And she acts like a four-year-old.
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I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending?
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I wouldn't mind a sister either.""Any chance of that happening?""I can't see what would be in it for my parents. I mean, they have the perfect daughter already - what more could they want?"Tanith laughed, then tried to cover it up with a cough."Found something?" Skulduggery asked from behind them.Tanith turned, looking serious. "No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh... more floor."Stephanie hugged herself, trying to stop her shoulders shaking from laughter.
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The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven.""Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil
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