500 Quotes by Derek Landy

Scapegrace leaped up. “I am the Killer Supreme! I makemurder into an art form!”Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did a little twirlbefore falling.

The greatest enemy we can face is ourselves, and the greatest battle is against the darkness within.

I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on you losing your head.”“I didn't lose it. It was stolen.

It is I, and I stand with the girl, the Elemental and the partner of the skeleton detective, and although she is late she is here, which is the important thing, and we are moving on.

This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times I wear it in tribute to their sacrifice. Other times, I wear it because it goes with this skirt, - China Sorrows

Even as she'd been writing it, she wondered if she was using too many exclamation marks, but she was glad she left them in. Nothing says "all is good in the world" like exclamation marks, after all.

Cow," Tanith muttered, and that was it, the floodgates opened, and Stephanie doubled over with laughter that echoed throughout the warehouse. Tanith pointed at Stephanie and backed away. "Skulduggery, she's not being professional!

You've done what?""I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally. That would be weird. Even for me.

Glen jogged back. “What? What are you laughing about?”“Nothing,” said Amber, trying to contain herself. “Did you learn anything?”“No,” said Glen. “Turns out that old guy is German and doesn’t speak a word of English.”“Then what were you arguing about?”Glen looked puzzled. “How should I know?