500 Quotes by Derek Landy

Oh my god you’re thicker than you look.

The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself, and the only goal worth seeking is finding out who you truly are.

Honesty is, honestly, the best policy,” said Saracen. “But when honesty doesn’t work, lie, and lie convincingly.

Sarcasm has always been the luxury of the ruling class.

Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It’s lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work.

I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Right, well, we’ve got to work out what we need. We’ve got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.

We’re not retreating, we’re advancing in reverse.? – Skulduggery Pleasant.

Do not try to hit me again.” “How about me?” Skulduggery said as he ran up behind him. “Can I hit you?