500 Quotes by Derek Landy

Sabine pulled herself out of the water behind him, and glared up as she hung there. “You spat on me.

There’s an I in menagerie. – Black Annis.

Don’t be jealous of my genius.

In that movie, Mr Miyagi has Daniel doing all these mundane tasks like painting the fence and waxing the car, then later Daniel does the same moves and finds out it’s kung fu. You have me doing all of these fighting moves... If I find out later that what you’re actually doing is teaching me how to paint fences and wax cars, I’m not paying you, you understand? – Scapegrace.

Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people’s brains.

Eventually, they decided that they wanted to.

So not only have we Darquesse on the loose, and not only do we have nineteen supercharged sorcerers running around, and virtually every Sanctuary on the planet in a state of chaos, but now we have twenty-three days to decide who’s going to kill themselves to save the world? How the hell are we meant to manage any of that? – Vex.

I didn’t think they even existed. They’re in stories, in legends, and we have Dragon Eye jewels and dragon threads and dragon this and that, but no one ever seriously thought these things came from actual dragons. That would have been... ridiculous. – Skulduggery.

They lifted up and drifted beyond the ledge, the world opening up beneath them.