500 Quotes by Derek Landy

This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times I wear it in tribute to their sacrifice. Other times, I wear it because it goes with this skirt, – China Sorrows.

He said he was Lord Vile. – Skulduggery.

I’m placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don’t know, possibly littering.

You’re as sharp as a marble.

And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns.

There is no heroism in war – there are simply things that need to be done.

You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.? – Skulduggery.

A theory is the academic equivalent of a guess. – Gordon.

A little internal bleeding never hurt anyone. – Valkyrie.