500 Quotes by Derek Landy

I’m afraid I can’t let you take it. I could, you know, give you its big toe or something, as a keepsake, but that’s about it.

If things go wrong, I’ll lead them away. Once it’s clear, get back to the car. If you don’t see me in five minutes, then I’ve probably died a very brave and heroic death. Oh and don’t Oh, and don’t touch the radio – I’ve got it tuned right where I want it and I don’t want you messing that up.

We have this idea for a ‘Where’s Wally’ type thing, except in ours, you’d have to find the one living person hiding in among all the dismembered corpses while the chainsaw-wielding killer hunts him down. You know, for kids. – Donegan.

Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people.

For a long time, I thought the love they shared was enough to heal them both. Not of physical wounds, but the invisible wounds we all carry around with us.

Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.

Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough.

My magic,” Valkyrie said, looking at him. “Darquesse took my magic.

I’m in the mood for some fighting.” “If there is,” Stephanie said, handing him his gun, “here’s something you can use.” “Ah, bless. I’ve missed her. Do you have bullets?” “Uh, no.” Skulduggery paused. “Excellent,” he said, and tucked the gun away.