500 Quotes by Derek Landy

He broke the first law of being a vampire when he killed his own kind. If he can’t stick to that simple rule, how safe do you think you are?

Ryan, you’re not real. You don’t exist... You’re Deacon Maybury,” Skulduggery said. “You’re a hiding place who thinks it’s a boy.

I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.

We already have a Death Bringer, thank you. We don’t need another one. – Oblivious.

Any moment now, China was about to perspire.

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He’s just finally caught up with where he’s supposed to be.

Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should.

With his sunglasses gone and his scarf hanging down, there was no denying that he had no flesh, he had no skin, he had no eyes and he had no face. All he had was a skull for a head.

I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don’t like; that’s you Beryl.