500 Quotes by Derek Landy

This is all very regrettable, though it isn’t really, and I wish to assure you that I, in no way, derive any personal satisfaction from any of this, even though I so obviously do. If you feel the need to vent any more of your frustration, please feel free to do so, as I intend to build a collage of this moment and I’d like some more amusing anecdotes to go along with it.

Darquesse is the sorcerer who destroys the world,” Finbar said. “And I mean she levels it. I’ve seen cities flattened, like a nuke had gone off. Everything’s burning. I see little snippets as it happens. This woman in black... Mevolent was nothing compared to this kind of evil.

That’s a shame. I’m sure somebody, somewhere, cares.

Me either,” Fletcher said, “and I’ve read practically every book written about Teleporters. Not that there are many. There are, like, four.

Valkyrie was thankful Fletcher was around. Finally, somebody who knew even less than she did.

Plans are like buses,” he said. “Sometimes they just don’t turn up when you need one.

Cow,” Tanith muttered, and that was it, the floodgates opened, and Stephanie doubled over with laughter that echoed throughout the warehouse. Tanith pointed at Stephanie and backed away. “Skulduggery, she’s not being professional!

Does this mean we’re now sharing the Bentley?” Skulduggery stiffened. “Dear me, no. Not in the slightest.” She clutched the key to her chest. “You mean I now own the Bentley? You’re giving her to me?” “OK, I’m changing my mind about this whole thing,” he said, and reached for the key. “No take backsies,” said Valkyrie, and shut the door.

He stepped closer to her. “Thank you for saving me,” he said softly, and wrapped the bones of his arms around her. Valkyrie smiled and hugged him back.