26 Quotes by Desi Lydic

I did what any good full-time working mother would do and left my screaming toddler with my husband for three weeks and convinced Comedy Central to send me on an international work vacation.

Hosts need to moderate in moderation.

Usually if you're a woman in Trump's bedroom, the only document you need is a nondisclosure agreement.

Scientists say that 2 degrees is the furthest we can push the planet before it turns on us. Much like a sorority girl you keep hazing and hazing until she has no choice but to report you to the national chapter.

One thing that became abundantly clear right away was that the more women you have in positions of power, the bigger the opportunity you have to serve women. If a woman is not in the room to speak about what a woman needs, then those decisions aren't being made.

I think there's a misunderstanding that feminism is about bringing men down to bring women up and it's certainly not that.

Maybe high school would have been a good time to have a little Dylan McKay in my life.

If mugs made fart noises coffee shops wouldn't be relaxing, they'd sound like a yoga class in a retirement home.

I accidentally synced up my work phone with my own personal iCloud photos, which has 6,000 photos.