237 Quotes by Diablo Cody

I grew up in the Midwest; you don’t know any screenwriters. It didn’t seem like a realistic career possibility.

I want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I don’t know why. I don’t think she necessarily looks like me or acts like me, I just think she’s a cool actress and she could play me, so there you go.

Everybody knows that I’m not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.

If this whole writing thing doesn’t work out, I’ll be getting right back on the pole.

Speaking of Twitter, I don’t even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living; now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!

Juno MacGuff: I don’t know what kind of girl I am.

I’ve been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.

I’ve been an avid consumer of young adult literature since I was one, and I think some people leave that stuff behind when they become old adults, but I never did. I was always interested in the fantasy world created in those novels.

The Rolling Stones are so versatile, they’re like the band version of that Infinite Dress they sell on QVC.