76 Quotes by Diana Peterfreund

I found the hum of his computer rather soothing, but it was the complete lack of unicorn carcasses that really pulled the room together.

Hey, Mom and Dad, this is my “friend” Jamie. My boyfriend Jamie. We’re going to England together. Also, I met him in a secret society. We’re Diggers,folks. And Eli graduates. And in love.What do you think?

There’s nothing wrong with Plan B.Play it right, and no one will even know it wasn’t your first choice.

The last time I had sex,” I said, “was Halloween.” He nodded slowly. “That was my birthday.” I choked on my waffle. This was getting worse and worse. “No!” “Why do you think they called me ‘Poe’?” I had always guessed it was because he was morose and taciturn and creepy.“Um ... because ‘Hotstuff’ was taken?

Pleasanter surprise,” he managed, backing us away from the threshold. There’s the idea. I pushed him gently against the wall and started tugging on his shirt.“About to get even pleasanter,” I murmured against his neck as my fingers found the drawstring of his pants.Bad grammar is such a turn- on.

In every letter, in every line, she saw him. He hadn't changed - he'd only grown into the man he'd meant to be.

Hello?” Hello, Mom. No, of course you didn’t wake me. Don’t you know? I often engage in Monday morning orgies In fact, as you called, I was just enjoying an especially thorough rogering from two men named Paolo and Butch.

There was Malcolm in the front row, his hand resting on the shoulder of the knight I knew as Poe. I looked at the list of names beneath the photo.-James Orcutt.What a ridiculously normal name. I’d half been expecting Darth Vader

But right then, one room away, there were people in love, and I’d never felt so alone in my life.