29 Quotes by Diane Morgan

I was concerned for everybody else, my co-workers.

It's going to grow. Most festivals take three to five years to get there. You've got to introduce the local people to bluegrass. A lot of them wouldn't know a local band from a headliner. If we can hang in there for five years, we'll see a lot bigger crowd.

It's going to grow. Most festivals take three to five years to get there,

The bands have all said, 'You're going to have to knock us off with a stick to keep us out next year.' As far as I know, there will be a third annual event,

I just told the girls that they better stop that No. 23 (Flores) because she was hot and she's their go-to person. I thought our girls did a good job of staying in her face, chasing her down and causing some deflections.

My neutral accent is Bolton.

I've only written stand-up and sketch before, so writing something long-form on my own is proving quite difficult. But I'm enjoying it as well.

I want to play oddballs. I want to play weirdos. There's not enough weird. Everything just seems a bit mainstream to me, and I long for anything that's a bit unusual.

I've just got a very still, deadpan face, and I know how to use it.